In a new effort to watch his attractive upstairs neighbor pass his door at exactly 8:17 and 6:34 each weekday, and various times throughout the weekend, a 2nd floor Albany Park tenant has upgraded his standard peephole for the highly coveted Peepinator XL2000, a controversial peephole apparatus that was banned in the United States in 1952 when scared women began reporting that communists were utilizing them to x-ray vision their underpants. Shortly thereafter, a local businessman began advertising an inferior eyeglass version in the back of comic books.
ALBANY PARK
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