Broke Sellers Forced to Eat Plastic Cereal

Disappointed that their $650,000 home is worth the same as it was seven years ago, this Edgewater couple decided to add sympathy points to their showings by leaving out a bowl of the plastic fruit & cereal they have been consuming while they undergo their hardship. However, we did overhear that dinner reservations at The Girl and The Goat had been pushed back until 8:30.
ANDERSONVILLE