Buyer Tempted to Get Drunk & Buy Home

The executor of this estate sale left out a fresh round of grog with hopes that the buyers would get trashed, take themselves back to 1973, and forget about the wall panels, drop foam ceilings, caca brown carpeting, and 'Gerald Ford, He's Our Man'posters, then make a full price offer on a home where the beer steins cost more than the kitchen.
Albany Park