The seller of this Jefferson Park bungalow apparently misunderstood his wife when she asked him to install a bath fan to satisfy a buyer's home inspection report. When confronted by his spouse about what kind of idiot was he, the bathroom fan installer responded, "You ask bath fan. I put bath fan. Now smell very much hallway. I no understand the women."
Jefferson Park
A NOT SO GLAMOROUS LOOK AT THE UNDERBELLY OF CHICAGO'S HOUSING MARKET
All photos taken live from Chicago properties & environs
All photos taken live from Chicago properties & environs
Friday, October 21, 2016
Local Bath Fan Spreads the Wealth
Labels:
agent,
bath fan,
buyer,
chicago,
diy,
exhaust fan,
home inspection report,
jefferson park,
mars and venus,
one of a kind bathroom,
portage park,
real estate,
seller,
six corners,
spousal idiots,
TESL
Friday, October 14, 2016
Lincoln Park - The Other Side
Lincoln Park is known in Chicago for it's well preserved and not inexpensive buildings consistently drawing the highest square foot home pricing in the city. However, if one looks closely between the multi-million dollar renovations and urban mansions, the sight of slightly decaying hundred year old frame buildings cast an odd wrinkle to the neighboring wealth. And much to a Lincoln Parker's dismay, the old miserly landlord won't sell. And his tenants prefer Bud Light to bathing much to the consternation of nouveau Logan Square residents who, despite their boastful pride of not being 'from' Lincoln Park, only differ in their eagerness to spend a disproportionate amount of their lower incomes on micro-brewed beers, who themselves, are hoping Bud Light will finally decide to buy them out so they can retire to Lincoln Park.
Lincoln Park
Lincoln Park
Labels:
agent,
bathtub full of cheap beer boxes,
beer,
inexpensive,
landlord,
lincoln park,
logan square,
micro-brewery,
miser,
mop,
preserved,
realtor,
renovations,
snob,
square foot,
tenants,
urban mansion
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