Since Nancy Reagan's brutal War on Carpets decimated the furry flooring business, rugrats throughout the Basement Nation have been clamoring for it's return, joining various occult forces to expedite the demise of the public's soulless hardwood floor addiction. And they appear to be winning.
winning.
Realtors have long been this great country's arbiter of what a homeowner needs to be fulfilled, and
Chicago real estate agents are infamous for taking a leading role, whether it be in redlining or blockbusting, granite or waterbeds, you can count on your local
realtor to assure the Joneses are never too far ahead. Upon viewing this
Lakeview single family home, the
buyers remarked, "Who the f*#k wants carpet. We're outta here."
Lakeview
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