The
seller of this
Irving Park two flat was instructed to host a sacrificial ceremony in his property's basement to exorcise the demons that were preventing his
home from selling in 2016. After quickly locating resident rodents to preside as higher power gifts, it was revealed that 2017 & the impending Trump presidency will be a boon for sellers of overpriced & dismally maintained properties, who assure
buyers that their property is huge, just amazing, terrific and a tremendous value. Those other homes are weak losers. Weak.
Irving Park
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