Trump Supporters Protest Open House

Open Houses are not much different than politics - they make the seller think there is a lot of interest in their home, and hence their 'representative' is doing a great job, when in fact they are a conduit to allow a multitude of unrepresented buyers an introduction to their potential new representative, the 'hard working' open house host. But when the freshman house rep chooses the emblem of southern invaders to lure his unsuspecting constituents, he probably forgot that the far northwest side of Chicago is a stronghold of the MAGA RED. Several protesters were seen lurking around following the demonstration, hoping for an opportunity to get a little Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco Supreme. One protestor, barely able to speak as a volcano of cheesy substance splooged from his mouth, mumbled, "what...doritos belong to us!"
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Foreclosed Owner Aligns Himself with Greece

Greece's impending economic implosion is being met with genuine empathy by certain foreclosed Chicago homeowners, who know all too well the tragic results of fiscal irresponsibility. But the same owners are expressing hope, since two years of zero mortgage payments have left their eager bank accounts ready for the purchase of a lovely whitewashed island cottage on Santorini, complete with a hot dog souvlaki food truck.
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