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Bowmanville homeowner dismayed at the high prices buyers are paying for
homes in his neighborhood decided to offend loyalists of America's largest two political parties mistakenly assuming said leaders and their adherents were the cause for the removal of affordable housing stock in this newly desirable enclave hidden between
Lincoln Square and
Andersonville. It was later revealed that the true reason the sourpuss could not simply stick upside down witches' legs in his yard like everybody else was due to the fact that no
buyer would pay him the
Redfin estimate for his home.
Bowmanville
