Buyers were not interested in the Jewel cookies or poorly staged bedrooms of this
Rogers Park historic bungalow, but they all agreed on thing - that 'art thing' over the living room windows was 'really f*&king cool'. When told by the
listing agent that the really f*&king cool art thing was not included in the sale,
potential buyers were outraged, stating it was the 'only thing in the house of any value'. The
realtor apologized profusely, then offered extra cookies to anybody willing to write an
offer right there and then. One rather large gentleman wrote an offer, took his free box of cookies, and left. Upon reviewing the offer, the listing agent muttered a bit too loudly, "I f*&king hate
open houses."
Rogers Park
