Alcoholic Buyer Re-thinks His Habits

Having loudly exclaimed, "that's the coolest f$@kin staircase I've ever seen" a local alcoholic buyer, who wishes to remain anonymous, then quickly retorted to himself, "guess this means my drink days may be over" but his frown was quickly resuscitated by the rays of light shining on a tall water pipe structure, visible in the distance with a smiling skull encompassing it's base.
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Renegade Traveler Prepares for New Years

After years of swiping airplane shots from the carts of unsuspecting flight attendants, this intrepid Chicago flyer has decided to restore her antique dining room hutch back to it's natural state by welcoming in the new year with her prized bounty, including a rare bottle of Eastern Airline's signature Rumplemintz Dark.
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