Seller Impresses With Amazing City View

The seller of this historic Little Italy rowhouse spent the entire house tour extolling the magnificent panoramic city views that his rooftop deck afforded. Once the group of potential buyers arrived on the legendary roof, one disrespectful attendee questioned, "which way is the city? I can't see anything." A clearly surprised owner quickly replied, "That place, over there, you see it, that one building. That's downtown, baby, downtown Chi-town!"
Little Italy

Squirrel's Mom Beginning to Worry

Two weeks have passed, and Mom is beginning to fear the worst. This would be the fourth child she has lost this year, and she's begun to narrow her suspicions down to the mischievous seller of this Humboldt Park brick three flat who proudly describes himself as an "urban hunter and one bad#$$ salsa dancer."
Humboldt Park