In an effort to stem the rapid increase in foreclosure vandalism, otherwise referred to as, "'dem crackheads be on up there again," banks have been studying the success of the Hollywood smash hit, 'Home Alone,' and after a 13.2 million dollar study conducted by Fannie Mae, the industry has decided that two dimensional cutouts can deter 'dem crackheads by a sixty percent margin. The success rate has been shown to increase when any resemblance of Michael Jordan remains in sight of the front window.
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