Obama Announces Make-Your-Own-Kitchen

In an effort to boost foreclosure sales which will assist banks in reducing their bloated inventory and expedite the national housing recovery, President Obama has announced Make Your Own Kitchen, a government sponsored plan that will entice buyers with glossy promotional photos of their new potential kitchens and provide them with a $100 Home Depot gift card at closing. The President told the reporters that he plans on announcing Make-Your-Own-Bathroom & Make-Your-Own-House in the near future.
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