Seller Not Sure Who the Mad Men Are

An elderly home seller, confused and upset, was overheard asking her realtor why so many buyers kept traipsing through her home talking about 'mad men'. The listing agent was instructed to tell all potential home buyers that the men who spent time in this room were all good family men who gathered here most weeknights to avoid interfering with their wives and children.
Budlong Woods

Couple Takes Mad Men Euphoria Too Far

First they bought the Eames lounge chair, then the Egg chair, then the Tulip chair, then switched from weekend Miller Lites to nightly whiskeys, then from lululemon pants and University of Michigan sweatshirts to pencil skirts and skinny ties, but now the sellers of this not very mid-century bungalow have decided to only communicate with the Talk-A-Phone, summed up by the seller's husband best when he told us, "just like Draper, baby".
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