Ceasefire Reaches Out to Pretty Men

In order to fend off the alleged pending lawsuits of discrimination, rumors have it that Ceasefire, the nationally acclaimed local organization that intervenes in gang disputes to prevent further violence, is now reaching out to the white male preppy population, the white male hipster population, and the white male tight tee shirt population in order to settle long stemming feuds that are leading to a rabid increase in young white males coming home late to dinner or forsaking their dessert altogether. Young women throughout the city have been supporting Ceasefire in growing numbers as evidenced by this bedroom in a Logan Square home for sale.
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