In a concerted effort to eliminate liquor from his daily diet, a local homeowner in Chicago's Mayfair neighborhood installed a beer faucet ("Old Style, whadja think I drink") in the family kitchen. After two years of forgetting to pay the mortgage, the bank decided it was left with no choice but to foreclose. The Owner is now submitting leniency papers to stall his foreclosure due to his recently diagnosed alcoholism. When asked by the bank's appraiser why he still had the beer tap, the owner said, "Dat ain't no beers tap, dats where my kids get fresh apple juice."
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