After years of depositing socks in faraway places, from Saturn to China, from deep inside the Earth's mantle to fast moving clouds, old age is catching up with the Sock Fairy, and she has pleaded with external sources to find a replacement. A recent Craigslist ad, located in the always difficult to interpret 'ETC.' section, stated "Are you energetic? Do you have an innate ability to do things without people knowing that you did it? Can you travel at the speed of light? Do you hate socks? Then we may have the job for you."
HUMBOLDT PARK
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